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19

Nov

Random Facebookness: Showers, ect.

Me:
FB: Tyler *** became a fan of Naked Cuddles In Bed and having sex in the shower!
Clearly Tyler **** is in college.
Tyler:
hahaha
most memorable momet- in the showers of the girls floor at holes hall dorms
Me:
ahaha! specify!
Tyler:
to top it off.... it was the RA for th floor
Me:
seriously, you have to explain. i'm assuming that you were drunk.
haha. atta boy!
Tyler:
you cant get in trouble if you in with the authority... literally IN

02

Apr

Zac: "SB has been good to me"

Brandon:
that's hilarious!
Brandon:
what'd mr. zac do with two chicks in his proximity?
Zac:
so i ended up dropping mac off at a party and the girl that is now on mac off at her car so it is now just literally me and the 2 benild chicks
Zac:
and its like 12ish so we go to my house but theyhave to sneek in
Zac:
now i may have been or may not have been intoxicated but after i told the girls shhhh my mom is in the other room i fell down the stairs and i fell hard
Zac:
the bruise on my rear is huge!
Brandon:
ha. did your mom wake up?
Zac:
yeah but the girls ere hidden but anyway we ended up all sleeping at my place and me and the girl i have a thing with just waited for her freind to go to bed and started fooling around
Zac:
so sb has been good to me
Brandon:
Ha. My man.