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Hello. The title really says it all. I am inspired to post daily in the order of the Tumblr buttons: text (Sunday), photo (Monday), quote (Tuesday), link (Wednesday), chat (Thursday), audio (Friday), and video (Saturday). My e-mail address is laylandblog at gmail.com Enjoy!


  • We have bent over backwards to say to the Islamic Republic of Iran that we are willing to have a constructive conversation with them about how they can align themselves with international norms.

    President Barack Obama in the WSJ

  • Lil’ Wayne Goes to Jail

    Lil’ Wayne Goes to Jail

  • Washing Dishes - From "The Art of Happiness".

    If you were thinking of moments of happiness, you wouldn’t expect ‘work’ to be there. The thing is I actually really enjoyed doing the dishes, even though I was working in a ‘Little Chef’. It was a very simple work where you could get into a routine. There was great satisfaction in transforming the dirty plates into clean neat piles.

    Dishwashing was my domain, I was responsible for keeping it clean. The important thing was the attitude to washing. If I thought about the job I would think – there are many better things I could be doing with my time; I don’t want to be a dishwasher for the rest of my life. However, when I ignored these thoughts, when I just focused on the present moment and the action of washing dishes, time flew past. It became a meditative action because I was just focusing on the act of dishwashing and was concentrated on the job in hand. And I really enjoyed it.

  • Quirky AIDS Research Fundraiser

    Make it official! You hace been preserving yourself for the right person, but nobody believes you? Now you can prove your virginity with your certificate!

    Ahaha!

  • Changing the world doesn’t require much money. Again, think in terms of empowerment and not charity. How much were Gandhi’s teachers paid? How much did it cost to give Dr. Martin Luther King the books that catalyzed his mind and actions?

    Timothy Ferriss in The Four Hour Workweek.

  • Skiers and snowboarders in lift line on Mt. Hood, OR

    Skiers and snowboarders in lift line on Mt. Hood, OR

  • Washing Dishes - From "The Art of Happiness.

    If you were thinking of moments of happiness, you wouldn’t expect ‘work’ to be there. The thing is I actually really enjoyed doing the dishes, even though I was working in a ‘Little Chef’. It was a very simple work where you could get into a routine. There was great satisfaction in transforming the dirty plates into clean neat piles.

    Dishwashing was my domain, I was responsible for keeping it clean. The important thing was the attitude to washing. If I thought about the job I would think – there are many better things I could be doing with my time; I don’t want to be a dishwasher for the rest of my life. However, when I ignored these thoughts, when I just focused on the present moment and the action of washing dishes, time flew past. It became a meditative action because I was just focusing on the act of dishwashing and was concentrated on the job in hand. And I really enjoyed it.

  • My Realistic Dream Car - The Porsche 911 Turbo - (The Koenigsegg CCXR is worthy, but $1,200,000 base MSRP.)

    My Realistic Dream Car - The Porsche 911 Turbo - (The Koenigsegg CCXR is worthy, but $1,200,000 base MSRP.)

  • Random Facebookness: Showers, ect.

    • Me: FB: Tyler *** became a fan of Naked Cuddles In Bed and having sex in the shower!
    • Clearly Tyler **** is in college.
    • Tyler: hahaha
    • most memorable momet- in the showers of the girls floor at holes hall dorms
    • Me: ahaha! specify!
    • Tyler: to top it off.... it was the RA for th floor
    • Me: seriously, you have to explain. i'm assuming that you were drunk.
    • haha. atta boy!
    • Tyler: you cant get in trouble if you in with the authority... literally IN
  • IQT: IN*Q*TEL

    IN*Q*TEL Identifies, adapts, and delivers innovative technology solutions to support the missions of the Central Intelligence Agency and the broader U.S. intelligence community.